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Monday, January 17, 2011

The grade school they call 'Thapar University'



When I'm supposed to leave, I'll probably miss it like hell. Believe me, I'm as bad as they come at goodbyes.
When I'm supposed to leave, I'll probably be the one who's sitting in the corner, not looking at anyone, because I'm afraid I'll tear up saying goodbye to one more person.
When I'm supposed to leave, I'll probably read this post and I'll laugh, and I'll cry.

But that doesn't mean I can't bitch about it now.

First of all, it's hell to wake up at 7 in the morning in winters, well its hell in the summer too, and go to class at 8. I honestly have no idea why I don't have any course backlogs, the number of classes that I've missed in the morning.
I drive to college, and the crappiest thing about that is the fact that students aren't allowed to park (forget drive) their cars INSIDE the campus. We have a perfectly large, and empty lot next to the parking lot they just constructed near the gates, and the reason why they did not include that empty lot in the parking area they've constructed, and allowed for at least fifty more cars to be parked inside, is beyond me.
It's no secret that there are about forty or fifty people who drive their cars to college everyday, and we park outside the gates, on the side of the road, or that 'parking khudda' we've all seen next to the gate.
What the logic is behind not allowing students to park cars inside, I do not know.
There's the fact that allowing cars inside would maybe result in people going on 'gehris' inside, but there's a very simple solution to this too -
Have a few barricades at the parking, so that no student can drive their car beyond the parking. Voila!
We're all above 18 here, why should we not drive to college? And if we do, why should we park our cars on the side of the road, where its potentially unsafe; and it's a traffic hazard.

RANDOMIZE!!!

What is it with the way people sit in classes?
Girls all together on one side of the room? Or is it just my class that does that?
Hell we never even did that in school!
I promise you, us guys in class aren't all that bad! We won't do anything unsavory.
We promise.

And oh, the girls at TU!
Maybe its just because the sex ratio is messed up, it is an engineering college after all, or maybe it's because engineers make do with anything and everything...I don't know what it is, but wow, every halfway-decent looking girl in this place walks around with her nose so high up in the air, we've begun to recognize chins.
Maybe we guys just build them up into something so extraordinary, for sheer dearth of any real beauty, but the things that pass for 'cute' around here, it's...well, never mind...
The flip side of that coin is that there are so many guys, saali koi value hi nahi hai.

RANDOMIZE!!!

There are far too many people in this college who take themselves wayyy too seriously.

RANDOMIZE!!!

Why is there no fortnightly, or even a monthly student newsletter?
We had one in school, and although I admit, that particular publication wasn't extraordinary either, but at least we had one.
All we have here is 'Thapar and I', which is only published twice a year, if that. And honestly, although I've heard about it, I've never actually physically seen a copy of T&I. If we're going to have to make do with what we have, then the least that should be done is to ensure that every student has a copy of it whenever it comes out.
I know it's all easier said than done, and I'm sitting pretty here, talking about it, doing nothing else.
But I tried in my time; at the end of my first year, I talked to a few teachers about a plan for starting a monthly newsletter. I was met mostly with blank stares and one word - 'Funding?'
Wait, isn't the college that takes about a lakh rupees, bi-annually(!!!), as fees from every new student, supposed to provide funding for such an undertaking. All it would take is money for printing. Let's say 2000 copies every month, at 3 rupees a copy, 12 issues a year. Comes out to seventy two thousand rupees a year. Less than half of what one student pays in a year in this place. There are all sorts of people who would be extremely eager to work on such a project.
But no, why would TU want its students to do something creative?

I realize I could be acting very naive here.
I realize I'm acting like I have all the answers.
But I have some. A lot of us do.
We, we're a generation of geniuses.

This post may have been affected by the fact that I have 'Blink 182' on very high volume in my room right now.

Rise, Rebel, Resist.


If you haven't turned rebel by age twenty, you have no heart; if you haven't turned establishment by age thirty, you've got no brains.
-Kevin Spacey




Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Best of 2010: Part 2 - Books


Continuing with "the best of 2010"... part 1 of which was The Best Movies of 2010, part 2 is, the best books that I read in 2010. Mind you, I didn't read too many, probably around 14 or 15, but because I hadn't read more than two the previous year, this is a big deal.

Oh, and Happy New Year!

I rediscovered my passion for books this year, by discovering the website flipkart.com. Almost every book I read the last year was ordered off this website. And again, as it was with the movies, rarely if any book on this list was released in 2010...actually, none of them...but anyway, I read these last year.

So here goes...

5. THE GODS THEMSELVES - ISAAC ASIMOV
Bantam Books
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain...'
Perhaps not for everyone, this science fiction novel had been on my reading list for quite sometime, and when I finally got around to reading this a few months ago, it was certainly worth the wait. Isaac Asimov, the author of the 'I, Robot' collection of short stories is a famous name in sci-fi.
A very intriguing piece of fiction, if you're interested in sci fi, or not. Do try and read it.













4. SURVIVOR - CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Vintage Books
The novel which starts with page number 289 and ends with page number 1. In typical Palahniuk style, the author of 'Fight Club' manages to pull off another bizzare story in a highly gripping, and engaging fashion. Palahniuk, a cult figure, has made quite a name for himself with highly satirical and very dark commentaries on modern life with books such as this one, 'Fight Club', 'Choke' and 'Invisible Monsters' (which I also recently read). Survivor is certainly one of his best works.











3. THE GODFATHER - MARIO PUZO
Random House
Perhaps I have been very late in reading this classic, but my mother forbade me from reading it when I once asked her, some eight years ago. But I finally got around to reading it last year, and although I'd seen the movie, more than once, the book is another experience.


Michael Corleone, and Don Vito, brought to life by Al Pacino and Marlon Brando, have, if possible, even more class in this novel than in the movies.











2. AMERICAN PSYCHO - BRET EASTON ELLIS
Picador
Probably one of the most disturbing books I have ever read in my entire life, American Psycho, based on which a movie of the same name, starring Christian Bale was made, is clearly a modern masterpiece. Bret Easton Ellis is a genius. His extremely violent and graphic, third piece of fiction is a bestseller.
Not at all for everyone, American Psycho is graphic, it is sick, it is disgusting
, it is vulgar, it is...brilliant!

The only reason I wouldn't rate this as the best book I read this year honestly, is because, well, the best book I read this year has been on my reading list for the last seven years.








1. THE SILMARILLION - J.R.R. TOLKIEN
Harper Collins
What can I possibly say about this...I dare not even call it a novel...this...mythology. What can I possibly say about this work of genius, that can do it even the slightest bit of justice. I have wanted, well...yearned to read this book for the last seven years, ever since I read the 'The Lord of the Rings'. I have searched through entire libraries for this, but somehow I always found it already issued, or later on...missing. But last year, when I was going through the catalogue on flipkart.com, this was the first book that was on my shopping cart.
A fantasy novel, a creation myth...call it what you will, 'The Silmarillion' is, in many ways even better than 'The Lord of the Rings', if that is indeed possible. From the beginning of the 'world' to the beginning of 'The War of the Ring', 'The Silmarillion' satisfies all that a Tolkien fan could ever dream of.
Probably the most nerdy choice possible for the number one book I read last year, but 'The Silmarillion' is...by far.


Every single book that I've mentioned in this post is amazing...definitely worth reading. And more on my reading list now are 'Island' and 'Brave New World' by Aldous Huxley, Dennis Lehane's 'Shutter Island', and Ayn Rand's 'Atlas Shrugged'.

Any other books, you think I should consider reading, please do drop the title in the comments, I'd rather appreciate it.

Have a good start to the year.

"My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing."
-Patrick Bateman