They'll call me a woman-hater after this.
But no, I might just in fact love women too much.
Men age much better than women, that's for sure. Look at the average age of male stars in both Hollywood and Bollywood, and the average age of female stars. Also, in both cases, compare the average screen-life of these people.
When men age, they appear rather more 'distinguished' and 'weathered', in a good way...of course this, unless they go bald or develop a pot belly or something.
When women age, they...well, lets just say its not pretty.
Why am I writing this?
Well, because all us guys, you guys reading it, and me writing it, we need to realize something right now...we're in a society which over-values women at our age. We're never going to win. No girl is going to fall in love with you, swoon, go crazy and try to woo you any way possible. It just doesn't work like that. There are exceptions, of course, but screw them (pun intended).
No girl is going to seduce you, like you fantasize about, like you watch movies about...like you have wet dreams about. Naaa...that just won't happen now.
You're just going to have to go batshit insane about a girl, and let her screw with your thoughts, and play with your emotions if you want to get into the game now.
Face it, at this age, with the value we put on females, and the value they put on us, its like trying to play football and score a goal on an uphill ground. Sure, some of us will bicycle kick our way into the history books, but most of the time, shit just sucks.
But
Wait...don't go nuts about that girl just yet...wait.
Wait till the market stabilizes, and then gradually turns in your favour. Once they're on the wrong side of 30, they won't be being hit on by every guy they know. No!
It sounds stupid, and I'm not suggesting we all sit on the bench till we're 30, but don't beat yourself up about it. I see guys doing all sorts of crazy things over a girl. Oh I'm in lurve...
Hell, I've done crazy shit too, being all messed up over some female! I still do it!
But it's not worth it! Don't commit yourself, we're too young.
And our generation's way too messed up to think that there are no girls going to be left by that time. Hell, half the people I know are going to end up divorced, I'm sure of it!
Things are changing...this is not the world of our parents, things are going to be wild, baby...WILD!
So, have fun...sleep around(my mom reads my blog, I shouldn't be writing this...), don't take things so seriously...we're the underdogs here, and we're supposed to get pushed around this early in the game. But wait a few years, when they're not the center of attention anymore.
They'll come running.
And do post a comment if I outrage you. I'd love to hear about it.
The mark of a mature man, is a certain scar he bears: the memory of a perfect woman never won, or of a once true-love, forever lost...
However much he may love you, he is only here because she is not.
